datakin:

labels are for soup cans and queer kids who want to know that they aren’t alone

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building-an-unstoppable-fist:

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

LMFAO the truth.

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

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toothless259:

Those Haddock Boys play dirty

toothless259:

Those Haddock Boys play dirty

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walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

(Source: autisticdean)

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merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

image

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nerdvale:

looks like she accepted it tbh

(Source: kstewdefensesquad)

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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